American Dad Valentine’s Day messages:-
- Stan Smith: The perfect Valentine’s Day gift? A new president. This guy is already blowing it.
- Francine Smith: A heart-shaped toilet seat that remembers to put itself down.
- Hayley Smith: A chocolate-covered exit strategy from Iraq.
- Steve Smith: On Valentine’s Day, I like to show the ladies my C3P-Oh face!
- Roger Smith: An orgasm. Who’s with me, ladies?
- Klaus Smith: A blow fish. Get it? Get it? You get it!
American Dad returns with a new episode tomorrow night on Fox with Family Affair.