Stan Smith: To try and understand one Maya Angelou poem.
Francine Smith: To find out why jerk chicken is called jerk chicken. I hope it’s not why I think.
Hayley Smith: To date a guy who has at least part ownership in a car.
Steve Smith: I am hoping to reinstate Pluto as a planet with the ultimate goal of it getting me some action.
Roger Smith: To buy a Labrador Retriever, raise it, love it and stand naked in front of it to gauge its reaction.
Klaus Smith: I will touch Ricky Martin somewhere on his head or face.
American Dad returns to Fox’s animated Sundays line-up in the new year at the usual time of 9.30pm.