Valentine's Day: Family Guy

Family Guy Valentine’s Day messages:-

• Peter Griffin: Every Valentine’s Day Lois promises me one sexual fantasy. This year I am choosing sex in a helicopter while reporting local traffic.
• Lois Griffin: The perfect gift would probably be about 6’6” and have strong, calloused hands.
• Brian Griffin: What anyone would want on this holiday: a good girl. But seriously, I’ll take either that or Beggin’ Strips.
• Stewie Griffin: You can just give me more Matt Lauer in the morning. Seriously, who needs coffee when you can flip on the television and get yourself a Venti Matt with extra foam?!?

Family Guy is back with a new episode tomorrow night on Fox with Ocean’s Three and a Half.