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| Character | Voice | Age | Occupation | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Great Uncle Chet | 42.4 % | |||
| Greg the Weather Mime | 81.0 % | |||
| Guillermo | UNKNOWN | 56.0 % | ||
| Gym Guy | UNKNOWN | Fitness instructor | 60.0 % | |
| Hare Lip Steve | 40.0 % | |||
| Harrison | Danny Smith | Manager | 66.7 % | |
| Henessey | Michael Chiklis | Fisherman | 49.2 % | |
| Henry | UNKNOWN | Security guard | 40.0 % | |
| Herbert | Mike Henry | Retired | 73.9 % | |
| Homer Simpson | 28.9 % | |||
| Horace | John G Brennan | Bar keeper | 77.4 % | |
| Howie Mandel | Seth MacFarlane | 62.0 % | ||
| Huck Griffin | Seth MacFarlane | 70.0 % | ||
| Hugh Downs | Hugh Downs | 84.6 % | ||
| Hugh Grant | Seth MacFarlane | Actor | 60.0 % | |
| Irish Constable | UNKNOWN | Police officer | 25.8 % | |
| Jack | Seth MacFarlane | 28.0 % | ||
| Jack (NRA) | Patrick Duffy | 85.0 % | ||
| Jackie Chan | UNKNOWN | Actor | 65.7 % | |
| Jake Tucker | Seth MacFarlane | Student | 62.4 % | |
| James Carville | UNKNOWN | 80.0 % | ||
| James William Bottomtooth | UNKNOWN | 51 | 92.4 % | |
| James Wood | James Wood | 58 | Actor | 77.5 % |
| Janet | Tara Strong | 75.6 % | ||
| Janey Nelson | UNKNOWN | 76.7 % | ||
| Jasper | Seth MacFarlane | 90.3 % | ||
| Jeff Campbell | Chris Cox | Student | 61.3 % | |
| Jeff Foxworthy | UNKNOWN | Comedian | 85.7 % | |
| Jennifer | UNKNOWN | 51.1 % | ||
| Jennifer Love Hewitt | Jennifer Love Hewitt | 70.7 % | ||
| Jeremy | UNKNOWN | Student | 71.4 % | |
| Jeremy the terminally-ill boy | Seth MacFarlane | 22.0 % | ||
| Jesse | Pet | 81.7 % | ||
| Jesus | Seth MacFarlane | 91.1 % | ||
| Jillian | Drew Barrymore | 89.8 % | ||
| Jim | UNKNOWN | 26.7 % | ||
| Jim Kaplan / Doug (the Quahog con man) | UNKNOWN | Con man | 77.8 % | |
| Jimmy | UNKNOWN | 65.7 % | ||
| Joan Quagmire | Christy Romano | Maid | 75.7 % | |
| Job Placement Center Assistant | UNKNOWN | Careers advisor | 53.3 % | |
| Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton | Police officer | 84.3 % | |
| Joey | Macaulay Culkin | 65.0 % | ||
| John Madden | UNKNOWN | Commentator | 90.0 % | |
| John the Biter | 85.7 % | |||
| Johnny | UNKNOWN | Vaudeville Performer | 84.2 % | |
| Johnson | Seth MacFarlane | Factory worker | 86.7 % | |
| Jolene | UNKNOWN | 86.7 % | ||
| Jonas | UNKNOWN | 14.3 % | ||
| Jonathan | UNKNOWN | 33.3 % | ||
| Judge | Phil LaMarr | Judge | 66.7 % | |
| Judy Issac | 40.0 % | |||
| Kathy Griffin | UNKNOWN | 79.4 % | ||
| Keanu Reeves | UNKNOWN | Actor | 82.0 % | |
| Kenneth | Bobby Bowman | Mail man | 88.8 % | |
| Kevin Swanson | Seth MacFarlane | 17 | Student | 78.3 % |
| Kofi Annan | UNKNOWN | 55.0 % | ||
| Kool Aid Guy | Seth MacFarlane | 92.0 % | ||
| Larry | Seth MacFarlane | Gangster | 53.3 % | |
| Leonard | UNKNOWN | 73.3 % | ||
| Leonard Cornfeathers | Bobby Slayton | Casino manager | 60.0 % | |
| Leonard Hayle | UNKNOWN | Lawyer | 70.0 % | |
| Liddane | Joanna Garcia | Babysitter | 82.1 % | |
| Logan | Jay Mohr | Exterminator | 72.0 % | |
| Lois Griffin | Alex Borstein | 40 | Housewife / Piano teacher | 80.9 % |
| Long Armed Guy | 66.7 % | |||
| Lorretta Brown | Alex Borstein | 32.4 % | ||
| Luke Perry | Luke Perry | Actor | 37.3 % | |
| M.C. Hammer | Musician | 77.1 % | ||
| Magic Clam | Seth MacFarlane | 81.5 % | ||
| Maid Madeleine | UNKNOWN | 86.9 % | ||
| Marcie | Meredith Scott Lynn | 66.7 % | ||
| Margot Kidder | UNKNOWN | 90.8 % | ||
| Marguerite Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein | 52.5 % | ||
| Maria Jimenez | UNKNOWN | 70.0 % | ||
| Marilyn Manson | Seth MacFarlane | Rock star | 93.0 % | |
| Mario | Danny Smith | 76.9 % | ||
| Marion | 78.5 % | |||
| Mark Hentemann | UNKNOWN | 63.3 % | ||
| Marriage Guidance Counselor | UNKNOWN | 50.0 % | ||
| Mass Media Murderer | UNKNOWN | 57.1 % | ||
| Max Weinstein | UNKNOWN | 76.4 % | ||
| Medieval Knight Coach | R. Lee Ermey | Medieval knight coach | 77.1 % | |
| Meg Actress | Lisa Wilhoit | Actress | 57.0 % | |
| Meg Griffin | Mila Kunis | 16 | Student | 36.5 % |
| Mel Gibson | UNKNOWN | Actor / Director | 61.1 % | |
| Melinda | UNKNOWN | 73.3 % | ||
| Melody Sheep | TV character | 45.0 % | ||
| Midget | Seth MacFarlane | 76.4 % | ||
| Midget's Wife | Mila Kunis | 82.5 % | ||
| Mike Eisner | UNKNOWN | 53.3 % | ||
| Miles "Chatterbox" Musket | UNKNOWN | 78.2 % | ||
| Miss Stratford | UNKNOWN | 50.0 % | ||
| Miss Watson | UNKNOWN | Director of the Women Retreat | 66.7 % | |
| Misty | UNKNOWN | 81.8 % | ||
| Mort Goldman | John G Brennan | Pharmacist | 83.7 % | |
| Mother Maggie | Lauren Graham | TV character | 62.0 % | |
| Mr. Berler | UNKNOWN | Teacher | 75.0 % | |
| Mr. Demico | UNKNOWN | 26.7 % | ||
| Mr. Giraffe | 86.7 % | |||
| Mr. Hanson | UNKNOWN | 20.0 % |