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Episode guide

Season 5 (2006/2007)

Some sources refer to these episodes as the sixth season due to confusion caused by the labelling of the DVDs abroad. However, according to Fox this is the fifth season.

501/4ACX32 - Stewie Loves Lois

Written by Mark Hentemann and directed by Mike Kim

First broadcast: Sunday September 10, 2006

After Lois saves Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert, he starts to think that maybe he shouldn't kill his dear old mom and clings to her like a baby blanket. However, Stewie's change in demeanor doesn't go over well with Lois and she gets sick of all of his loving attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor is molesting him.

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User rating for Stewie Loves Lois: 85.6 % (based on 885 votes)

502/4ACX31 - Mother Tucker

Written by unknown and directed by unknown

First broadcast: Sunday September 17, 2006

When Peters mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his moms new boyfriend, Quahogs resident anchor man, Tom Tucker. Peter takes such an interest in Tom that he reverts to being a child again, but things arent all fun and games for long. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR-style radio show, but when Stewie hears the news, he cant help but stir things up.

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User rating for Mother Tucker: 80.9 % (based on 304 votes)

503/4ACX33 - Hell Comes to Quahog

Written by Kirker Butler and directed by Dan Povenmire

First broadcast: Sunday September 24, 2006

After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.

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User rating for Hell Comes to Quahog: 84.2 % (based on 400 votes)

504/4ACX34 - Saving Private Brian

Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and directed by Cyndi Tang

First broadcast: Sunday November 5, 2006

After Chris is approached by an Army recruiter, Brian goes to the headquarters to give him a piece of his mind, but Stewie tags along and gets them both enlisted in boot camp. The two make it through training with no help from Sergeant Angryman (Gossett) and end up in Iraq, where they try everything possible to get an honorable discharge. Meanwhile, at home base, Chris joins a Goth rock band and their hit track is Evil, Evil Monkey.

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User rating for Saving Private Brian: 83.4 % (based on 648 votes)

505/4ACX35 - Whistle While Your Wife Works

Written by Steve Callaghan and directed by Greg Colton

First broadcast: Sunday November 12, 2006

When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up. Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian, he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't close the deal because she is so hot.

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User rating for Whistle While Your Wife Works: 86.7 % (based on 398 votes)

506/5ACX01 - Prick Up Your Ears

Written by Cherry Chavapravatdumrong and directed by James Purdum

First broadcast: Sunday November 19, 2006

When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois upsets the other parents with her honest approach, Principal Shepherd is forced to replace her with Reverend Jerry Kirkwood. Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him.

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User rating for Prick Up Your Ears: 84.7 % (based on 269 votes)

507/5ACX02 - Chick Cancer

Written by Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild and directed by Pete Michels

First broadcast: Sunday November 26, 2006

Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made.

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User rating for Chick Cancer: 83.1 % (based on 528 votes)

508/5ACX03 - Barely Legal

Written by Kirker Butler and directed by unknown

First broadcast: Sunday December 17, 2006

When Meg cant find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian (Drew Barrymore). When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brians aid.

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User rating for Barely Legal: 89.1 % (based on 481 votes)

509/5ACX04 - Road to Rupert

Written by unknown and directed by unknown

First broadcast: Sunday January 28, 2007

When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewies beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford (Rob Lowe), Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around

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User rating for Road to Rupert: 84.9 % (based on 391 votes)

510/5ACX05 - Peter's Two Dads

Written by unknown and directed by unknown

First broadcast: Sunday February 11, 2007

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble.

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User rating for Peter's Two Dads: 82.5 % (based on 497 votes)