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A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Written by Danny Smith and directed by Brian Hogan

Lois snaps when the family Christmas plans all go wrong. peter accidently gives away all the presents, and brian burns the house down. Stewie is terrified of Santa Claus and how this big fat man in a red suit can watch over the World's children 24 hours a day all the time.

Stewie plays the part of baby Jesus with a tranquilizer gun!

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Episode number: 316
Production number: 2ACX03
Season: Season 3 (2001/2002)

First broadcast:
Friday December 21, 2001

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Cultural references

Cultural references from A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas.

ReferenceDetails
Animal HouseBrian says, "can I buy some pot from you" much like when Larry and the teacher were smoking pot in the movie Animal House.
Asia
Bob HopeBrian watches Bob Hope's Christmas with the troops whilst the family are out Christmas shopping.
FBISee "Monday Night Football / ABC / NFL" reference.
Frosty the SnowmanLois loses her temper with Frosty the Snowman and melts him.
Gingerbread Men
It`s a Wonderful LifeLois, whilst on her rampage through Quahog, pushes George Bailey (from the 1946 movie ``It`s a Wonderful Life``) off a bridge just after he has said that he no longer wants to kill himself.
Jeffrey HunterStewie mentions Jeffrey Hunter, Captain Pike from Star Trek, in his Christmas speech.
JesusStewie plays the baby Jesus in the nativity play.
Jingle BellsLois says "you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell" when she has finally lost it. The line "one horse open sleigh" features in the Christmas song Jingle Bells.
KissPeter wants to watch the Kiss Christmas special on TV.
Miracle on 34th StreetStewie refers to Santa Claus as "Really Real" at the end of the episode.
Mommie DearestLois screams ``No More paper towels`` making reference to the 1981 movie Mommie Dearest in which Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway`s character) screams to the lack of wire hangers.
Monday Night Football / ABC / NFLThe FBI destroy Peter's VCR as he attempts to record Monday Night Football despite not having written permission from both ABC and the NFL.
Nativity PlaysStewie and Bonnie are in a Nativity play.
Santa Claus
SonyOne of the two guys fighting over the VCR, their sex box, mentions having called "her" Sony.
Star TrekSee "Jeffrey Hunter" reference.
Star WarsIn Stewie's dream Santa absorbs the shots from Stewie's laser gun in the same way Darth Vader does to Han Solo's shots, he also appears to use the Force to remove the gun from Stewie's hands.
Star WarsAnother Star Wars reference, this one is when Peter tells Lois that if she strikes him down he will become more powerful than she could possibly imagine, just as Obi-Wan Kenobi warned Darth Vader in Star Wars.
Three Wise MenIn a cut scene we see the three Wise men discussing what they have bought as gifts for the baby Jesus.
Virgin MaryBonnie plays the part of the virgin Mary in the nativity play.
William ShatnerStewie mentions William Shatner in his Christmas speech.
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Reference is made to how Joe was put in his wheelchair at Christmas time, this story was told in the episode "A Hero Sits Next Doors" in which we are told that he fell off a roof whilst trying to stop the Grinch from stealing all the childrens's Christmas presents from an orphanage.
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Characters (and voice credits)

CharacterVoiceNotes
Ace Frehely (KISS)UNKNOWN
Brian GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Chris GriffinSeth Green
Gene Simmons (KISS)UNKNOWN
Lois GriffinAlex Borstein
Meg GriffinMila Kunis
Paul Stanley (KISS)UNKNOWN
Peter Criss (KISS)UNKNOWN
Peter GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Quagmire (Glen Quagmire)Seth MacFarlane
Stewie GriffinSeth MacFarlane

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