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I Never Met the Dead Man

Written by Chris Sheridan and directed by Micheal Dante DiMartino

Peter teaches Meg how to drive, but on the way home after Meg's failed her test Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out cable TV in Quahog. He tells Meg that if she covers for him, he'll buy her a car when she finally passes. Peter now has to get used to life without television, but starts to go crazy. Lois finally gets him to make sense of the situation, and tells him he should use this time to spend with his family. Unfortunately Peter starts to drive his family mad with his wanting to go out and about with them all the time.

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I Never Met the Dead Man on DVD

Episode number: 102
Production number: 1ACX02
Season: Season 1 (1999)

First broadcast:
Sunday April 11, 1999

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Cultural references

Cultural references from I Never Met the Dead Man.

ReferenceDetails
ALFIn Peter's dream.
AOLChris tells Peter that he was in a chatroom with 'doomy22' on America Online.
BatmanSky signal.
Beverly Hills 90210Peter confuses Meg's school with this TV show.
BewitchedIn Peter's dream.
Big FootPeter attempts to use Bigfoot as a distraction.
C.H.I.P.SOn TV.
CBSWhen Peter is wandering around with his self made television we says that he can get the UPN channel, and a scene with two old people walking together is shown.
Charles Manson
Gilligan's IslandIn Peter's dream
Hanson
HitlerReference is made to how Hitler invaded various countries in Europe at the start of the second world war at the German Fair.
I Dream of JeanieIn Peter's dream.
James WoodsMeg goes to James Woods Memorial Highschool. James Woods is the name of a Hollywood Actor.
Klondike bar commercialsAt the end of the episode Peter is watching the television, and a parody of the old Klondike bar commercials comes on.
LifetimeWhen Peter is wandering around with his self made television we says that he can get the UPN channel, and a scene with two women sat outside a caf
Lost In SpaceIn Peter's dream.
NazisWhen Peter is in lederhosen to go to the Bavarian festival, he says, "you know the Germans. If you don't join the party, they'll come get ya!"
NBCNBC's "Must-See TV" sitcom reruns during summer promotions are spoofed when Charles Manson says that "If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!".
NYPD BlueSipowitz tortures a guy by mooning him.
PBSThe teacher informs the class of a documentary on PBS that they will have to miss because the cable is out.
Post Sun / Raisin Bran Cereal commercialsThe Post Sun character from the Rasin Bran cereal commercials drops purple rasins all over Quahog.
Reality Shows"Fast Animals Slow Children".
Road RunnerPeter runs Road Runner over in his car.
Rosie O'DonnellMeg makes a comment about adopting a child like Rosie O'Donnell.
Scooby DooOn TV.
See ‘n Say toysStewie's weather controller looks like a See ‘n Say toy.
Seseame StreetStewie is seen playing with Seseame Street phone in garden.
Star TrekThe Griffin's are watching this on TV.
The Creature from the Black LagoonThe snapshots of the Griffin's fishing trip shows them catching the creature from the horror film The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
The Farmer's AlmenacStewie reads the Farmer's Almenac to discover brocoli's weakness.
The PentagonStewie is trying to reach the Pentagon on his Sesame Street phone
The Wizard of OzIn Peter's dream.
The Wonder YearsIn class Meg debates whether or not to tell the truth in a Wonder Years style.
The Wright BrothersWhen Lois is trying to get Stewie to eat using the old 'airplane trick', Stewie says 'Damn the Wright Brothers.'
UPNWhen Peter is wandering around with his self made television we says that he can get the UPN channel, and a scene with a group of young black boys playing basketball is shown.
Vietnam WarPeter claims that Meg's arm was shot off in the Vietnam War.
Wile E. CoyoteWile E. Cyote is in the car with Peter when he runs over the Road Runner.
William ShatnerWilliam Shatner's acting talent is referenced in this episode, a lot.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
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Episode notes

Facts, bloopers, and visual gags from I Never Met the Dead Man (not cultural references).

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Near the beginning of the episode the family are sat round watching the TV and Meg asks Peter to give her a driving lesson. If you look carefully you'll see that they are watching a blank screen.
In the queue for the Rhode Island Department of Motor Vehicles Cleveland is stood right at the front.
In "Chips", when the two cops are talking a truck that says "pure uncut cocaine" goes past and a group of people in cars are shooting each other.
When they're "watching a blank screen", it's just the background of Star Trek.
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Characters (and voice credits)

CharacterVoiceNotes
Brian GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Chris GriffinSeth Green
Cleveland BrownMike Henry
Lois GriffinAlex Borstein
Meg GriffinLacey Chabert
Peter GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Quagmire (Glen Quagmire)Seth MacFarlane
Stewie GriffinSeth MacFarlane
William ShatnerSeth MacFarlane

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