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One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Written by Bobby Bowman and directed by Scott Wood

Peter and his mates catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of `76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie plays `Enry `Iggins to Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter.

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Reference	Details
A Chorus Line / "What I Did For Love"		The song Peter plays on the crystal glasses is "What I Did For Love" from the musical A Chorus Line.
Beetle Monster		The Beetle Monster that was the first to be accused of arson is from the comic 'Far Side'
Benjamin Disraeli		Benjamin Disraeli is seen in this episode. He was a British Prime Minister, the only Jewish Prime Minister the UK has ever had, and had a rather insulting wit about him.
Cockney		The daughter has a cockney accent which is found in some parts of the east end of London in the UK.
Cricket		The sport being shown on the television in the Clam's Head is Cricket, one of Britain's national sports.
David Copperfield		Quagmire finds a copy of this book in the bathroom.
Demond Wilson		Lois finds Demond Wilson from 'Sanfod and Son' (which ran for 6 seasons in the 70s) behind a couch
Dilbert		Stewie calls Brian Dogbert.
King of the Hill		The part where Peter and friends go across to the alley opposite the Drunken Clam and drink is a parody of King of the Hill.
My Fair Lady / "The Rain in Spain"		"The Life of the Wife" song is a paraody of "The Rain in Spain" song from My Fair Lady.
Sebastian Coe		Nigel makes reference to Sebastian Coe a British athelete who won four gold medals at the Olympics.
The American Revolution		The gang stages a revolt against the British as in the American Revolution.
The Tower of London		Nigel gets hung outside the Tower of London (the death sentence ended in the UK in the 1970's)..
Tron

Reference

Details

A Chorus Line / "What I Did For Love"

The song Peter plays on the crystal glasses is "What I Did For Love" from the musical A Chorus Line.

Beetle Monster

The Beetle Monster that was the first to be accused of arson is from the comic 'Far Side'

Benjamin Disraeli

Benjamin Disraeli is seen in this episode. He was a British Prime Minister, the only Jewish Prime Minister the UK has ever had, and had a rather insulting wit about him.

Cockney

The daughter has a cockney accent which is found in some parts of the east end of London in the UK.

Cricket

The sport being shown on the television in the Clam's Head is Cricket, one of Britain's national sports.

David Copperfield

Quagmire finds a copy of this book in the bathroom.

Demond Wilson

Lois finds Demond Wilson from 'Sanfod and Son' (which ran for 6 seasons in the 70s) behind a couch

Dilbert

Stewie calls Brian Dogbert.

King of the Hill

The part where Peter and friends go across to the alley opposite the Drunken Clam and drink is a parody of King of the Hill.

My Fair Lady / "The Rain in Spain"

"The Life of the Wife" song is a paraody of "The Rain in Spain" song from My Fair Lady.

Sebastian Coe

Nigel makes reference to Sebastian Coe a British athelete who won four gold medals at the Olympics.

The American Revolution

The gang stages a revolt against the British as in the American Revolution.

The Tower of London

Nigel gets hung outside the Tower of London (the death sentence ended in the UK in the 1970's)..

Tron

Note
When Peter is racing the red guy--a man he knew in high school--there is a hidden message printed upside-down on the wall in the video game; it says: "If you can read this, your TV is upside down".

Note

When Peter is racing the red guy--a man he knew in high school--there is a hidden message printed upside-down on the wall in the video game; it says: "If you can read this, your TV is upside down".

Character	Voice	Notes
Benjamin Disraeli	UNKNOWN
Berserk Hobo
Brian Griffin	Seth MacFarlane
Chris Griffin	Seth Green
Eliza Pinchley	Michelle Horn
Evil Roach	Seth MacFarlane
God	Seth MacFarlane
Golden Autumn Day Strangler
Greg the Weather Mime
Horace	John G Brennan
John the Biter
Lois Griffin	Alex Borstein
Maria Jimenez	UNKNOWN
Meg Griffin	Mila Kunis
Nigel Pinchley	Hugh Laurie
Peter Griffin	Seth MacFarlane
Quagmire (Glen Quagmire)	Seth MacFarlane
Steve Bellows	Ed Asner
Stewie Griffin	Seth MacFarlane
Tricia Takanawa	Alex Borstein

Character

Voice

Notes

UNKNOWN

Seth MacFarlane

Seth Green

Michelle Horn