| A Bird on a Wire |    | A movie starring Mel Gibson. |
| A Minute With Stan Hooper | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Action | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Aft Torpedo | | Stewie yells "Aft Torpedoes FIRE!" just before peeing all over brian. Aft torpedoes are fired out the aft or rear of a submarine. |
| American Embassy | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Andy Richter Controls the Universe | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Archie | | While driving, Peter starts reading a comic book featuring Jughead of the comic 'Archie' |
| Asian Americans | | The Park Barrington Hotel doesn't allow Asians into it's hotel as is shown when Tricia Takanawa is kicked out after being caught trying to sneak in. |
| Bed, Bath & Beyond | | Peter flies through the mysterious "Beyond" section. |
| Benji | | A series of movies based on the life of a dog named Benji. |
| Bible | | The catch phrase "Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!" is a spoof of a verse from the bible ("Let he who is without sin cast the first stone") |
| Blues Brothers | | Lois and Peter are seen fleeing through a mall in a chase similar to that of a Blues Brothers chase scene. |
| Bobbleheads | | A Jesus bobblehead doll is seen on the dashboard of the Preist's car while during the chase scene. |
| Braveheart | | In order to get Mel Gibson's specially reserved room, Peter pretends to star in a new movie that sounds like a messed up version of Braveheart. |
| British Porn | | British are stereotyped as high-class, non-sexual people. In this spoof of a British pornographic film, the actors show nearly no emotion. |
| Caddyshack | | Brian reads a novelization of this almost cult status 1980 golf movie starring Chevy Chase as Ty Webb. |
| Canine Anal Glands | | Dogs have glands near their butt that will occasionally get plugged up, leading them to pull their butt across the floor. Brian is seen doing this after Tom Tucker insinuates that he's just a dog. |
| Cape Cod | | Famous vacation city found in Massachusetts. |
| Cedric the Entertainer | | A cancelled Fox television show by a comedian by the same name. |
| Chris Tucker | | Actor who commonly plays loud and obnoxious characters in comedies. |
| Christianity | | Peter says "Christians don't believe in gravity." This is in reference to the opposition by many Christians to the scientific theory of evolution. While evolution is "just a theory" to many, gravity is technically also just a theory. |
| Costello | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Cracking Up | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Dark Angel | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Dennis Kucinich | | Brian has a bumper sticker on his car's bumber that reads "Kucinich '04", referencing the Ohio congressman's failed run for the U.S. presidency. |
| Diaphragm | | A form of birth control. |
| Dick Cheney | | Dick Cheney, Vice President from 2000-2008 is seen yelling "I was the first one who wanted to go to war!" after Peter insinuates that anyone who doesn't is homosexual. |
| Dude, Where's My Car? | | Brian is seen reading "Dude, Where's My Country" by Michael Moore. |
| Fastlane | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Firefly | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Fox Channel | | The network that brought you Family Guy...after cancelling it 3 times. A joke is cracked at the beginning about its tendancy to cancel shows. |
| Freaky Links | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| G. I. Joe | | An 80's cartoon which ended every episode with a lesson similar to the drinking one taught in this episode. The segment always ended with "...and knowing is half the battle!" |
| Garfield | | Stewie reads one of many Garfield comic collection books found in Peter's book collection. Nermal is Garfield's overly-cute nemesis in the series. |
| Gene Splicing | | Peter appears as a half moose after "splicing" his genes. Gene splicing involves replacing parts of a strand of DNA. |
| George Clooney | | Famous American actor and sex symbol. |
| George Lopez | | A latino comedian with his own laugh-track sitcom of the same name. |
| Get Real | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Girls Club | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Greg the Bunny | | A cancelled Fox television show by Chris' voice actor, Seth Green. |
| Harsh Realm | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Jim Caviezel | | Actor who played Jesus in "Passion of the Christ" |
| Jurassic Park | | When Peter and Lois run into the hooker, Peter says "Stand perfectly still Lois. Their vision is based on movement." This is a line from the original Jurassic Park when the T-Rex is sniffing outside of a tour car. |
| Keen Eddie | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Louie | | A cancelled Fox television show by comedian Louie Anderson. |
| Manhattan | | Peter decides to work his way into the fictional Park Barrington hotel in the business district of Manhattan, NY, USA. Manhattan is known for its wealthy, "high-class" residents and visitors. |
| Marijuana | | Chris Tucker's character in "Passion of the Christ 2" offers Jesus a blunt or marijuana cigarette. |
| Mel Gibson | | Famous actor best known for his directing role in "Passion of the Christ." |
| Michael Moore | | Outspoken political activist. Brian is seen reading "Dude, Where's My Country?" by Michael Moore |
| Mount Rushmore | | Famous national monument. Also featured in a climactical scene of "North by Northwest" |
| Normal Ohio | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| North by Northwest | | The title of this episode is from the movie "North by Northwest" by Alfred Hitchcock. |
| Operation Iraqi Freedom | | Peter is seen convincing Congress that if they don't want to go to war, they're gay. |
| Pasadena | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Passion of the Christ | | This movie is referenced throughout the episode. Peter takes the role of Jesus and tells us how he would act were he being beaten. Later, we see the sequel, "Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This" |
| Pinocchio | | This classic tale is spoofed in this episode as Pinocchio's creator, Giapetto is portrayed as a more perverted version of his fairytale self. |
| Plantation | | Stewie dreams about being a plantation owner as he comments "It's good to have land." |
| Skin | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Snoopy | | Charlie Brown's dog from The Peanuts comic. He, along with Jesus Christ, are refered to as 'beloved children's characters' by Peter. |
| TBS | | A station notorious for playing old, often bad movies repeatedly. |
| That 80s Show | | A cancelled spinoff of the Fox television show "That 70s Show" |
| The Honeymooners | | Famous 50's sitcom. |
| The Lone Gunman | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| The Pitts | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| The Street | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| The Tick | | A cancelled Fox television show based on the Tick cartoon. Patrick Warburton starred as The Tick in the show of the same name. He also voices Joe Swanson. |
| Titus | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Total Cereal | | Peter and Lois fear spending the rest of their lives talking about how great Total is. |
| Two and a Half Men | | A CBS sitcom about the lives of two men and a young boy. |
| Undeclared | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Underage Drinking | | Chris' friends encourage him to drink in the bathroom during the school dance. |
| Wanda at Large | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| Wonder Falls | | A cancelled Fox television show. |
| WWJD | | "What Would Jesus Do?" In the trailer for "Passion of the Christ 2," Jesus' license plate reads "WWID" or "What would I do?" |
| Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps | | Mud flaps featuring the Looney Toons character, Yosemite Sam and the caption "BACK OFF!" |
