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I Take Thee, Quagmire

Written by Tom Maxwell, Don Woodard and Steve Callaghan and directed by Seth Kearsley

When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmire's bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some serious steps to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Stewie fights against breast-feeding withdrawals when Lois tries to wean him.

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I Take Thee, Quagmire on DVD

Episode number: 421
Production number: 4ACX23
Season: Season 4 (2005/2006)

First broadcast:
Sunday March 12, 2006

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Cultural references

Cultural references from I Take Thee, Quagmire.

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AladdinWalt Disney movie
Alex TrebekHost of Jeopardy
Ashton Kutcher
Better Off DeadThe Howard Cosell-mimicking Asians challenge Peter to a drag race.
Celine DionCandadian singer
Colico VisionColico Vision is a console made in 1982
Disney ClassicsJoan and Quagmire spoof Beauty and the Beast, Lady and the Tramp, and Aladdin in his daydreams.
Dukes of Hazzard / Daisy DukePeter wears short-shorts nicknamed "Daisy Dukes" after the sexy "Dukes of Hazzard" character
Evel KnievelRobert Craig "Evel" Knievel Jr. is a famous stuntman
JeopardyAnother famous TV gaming Show
Jim BelushiJames Belushi is an actor
JoeyDeatlh met with NBC officials to cancel the "Friends" spinoff called "Joey."
Jurassic ParkA fake dinosaur "eats" Quagmire after his faked death, while the Peter hums the Jurassic Park theme music.
Lady And The TrampWalt Disney movie
Lord Of The RingsIn Quaigmire's fantasy he and the maid act like Arven and Aragorn from Lord Of The Rings
Malcolm In The MiddleMalcolm In The Middle is a Fox TV series
Meg RyanStewie makes fun of the actress and her nude scene in the movie "In the Cut"
Planet of the Apes (1968)Adam West sees the statue of liberty's foot that Peter got for Quagmire and says Charleton Heston's big line from the end of the movie
Punk'dPeter attacks "Punk'd" host Ashton Kutcher with a tomahawk.
The Beauty and the BeastAgain Quaigmire fantasises of dancing with the maid while they act like Belle and the Biest from the Walt Disney movie The Beauty and the Beast
The Great Space CoasterA TV series from the 80's
The Statue of Liberty giftLooks like the statue from LOST
Wheel Of FortuneFamous TV game show
Without a TraceQuagmire mentions that he and his fiancee like the CBS show "Without a Trace".
Woody WoodpeckerQuagmire imitates the wacky cartoon bird after dumping his one-night stand.
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The Volume 4 DVD commentary for this episode is given by Seth MacFarlane, David Goodman, Steve Callaghan, Pete Michels, Darrel Heath, and Alex Thomas.
Saying Alex Trebek's name backwards (which is "Kebert Xela" according to Mayor West) will send him back to the 5th dimension.
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Characters (and voice credits)

CharacterVoiceNotes
Adam West (Mayor)Adam West
Bonnie SwansonJennifer Tilly
Brian GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Cleveland BrownMike Henry
DeathAdam Carolla
Joan QuagmireChristy Romano
Joe SwansonPatrick Warburton
Lois GriffinAlex Borstein
Meg GriffinMila Kunis
Peter GriffinSeth MacFarlane
Quagmire (Glen Quagmire)Seth MacFarlane
Rupert
Stewie GriffinSeth MacFarlane

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