| Lois Griffin | [Singing] "It seems today that all you see |
| Lois Griffin | "is violence in movies and sex on TV |
| Peter Griffin | "But where are those good, old-fashioned values |
| Peter Griffin | "on which we used to rely? |
| All | "Lucky there's a family guy |
| All | "Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you |
| All | "all the things that make us |
| Stewie Griffin | "laugh 'n' cry |
| All | "He's a family guy" |
| [Cheery instrumental music] |
| Stewie Griffin | Wakey-wakey, worthless domestic! Time to make me inedible gruel. |
| Lois Griffin | Mommy wants to rest for a few more minutes, honey. |
| Stewie Griffin | [Pretending to cry] |
| Stewie Griffin | Blast! |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, what are you doing lying on the couch at this hour? |
| Peter Griffin | Have you been drinking? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, you know I never drink. |
| Peter Griffin | Oh, yeah? Just like you never dodged the draft? |
| Lois Griffin | What are you talking about? I'm a woman. |
| Peter Griffin | Sure you are. Now. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I'm exhausted. I've been in and out of taxis all day. |
| Lois Griffin | Stewie had a doctor's appointment. Then I had to pick Meg up after school. |
| Meg Griffin | I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman. |
| Meg Griffin | We're not allowed to show death at school. |
| Meg Griffin | So now at the end, we dance around with sparklers. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, we really need a second car. |
| Lois Griffin | Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting. |
| Peter Griffin | But you meet such colorful characters in taxis, like Alex Rieger and Tony and that foreign guy who worked in the garage. |
| Louie | Rieger, cab 402! |
| Louie | Nardo, you and your luscious melons are in 315. |
| Louie | Get the hell out of here, you losers. |
| Banta | Louie, what about the foreign guy? |
| Louie | No way, Banta. He's a nut job. |
| Banta | Come on, show a little compassion for once in your life! |
| Louie | All right! Can the waterworks. Jackie Chan, cab 302! |
| Jackie Chan | [Chan shouts] |
| [Audience laughing] |
| Jackie Chan | Thank you very much. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, please. |
| Lois Griffin | I saw an ad for a used car that would be perfect. |
| Peter Griffin | No, Lois. A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. |
| Peter Griffin | Ten years later, bam! Herpes. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm buying our car from a dealer, and that's that. |
| [Cheery instrumental music] |
| Peter Griffin | Look! Aren't you beautiful? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, you like that, don't you? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, you're a bad little car. What's that? |
| Peter Griffin | You want me inside you? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, look at this one. |
| Lois Griffin | It's safe and reliable, and we can afford it. |
| Lois Griffin | I'll just see if I can find a salesman. |
| Doug the Salesman | I'm Doug. Nice to meet you. Whoa, have you lost weight? |
| Peter Griffin | No, it's still there. I'm just parting it on the side. |
| Lois Griffin | We were more interested in that car over there. |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, let me handle this. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, this car has dents in it, and it's got a cardboard steering wheel. |
| Peter Griffin | Just a second, honey. |
| Lois Griffin | And look. There's no engine. It just has a drawing of an engine. |
| Doug the Salesman | But it only had one previous owner. James Bond! |
| Peter Griffin | I'll take it! |
| Peter Griffin | Okay, let's see what this baby can do. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm sure the dealer will take care of it. |
| Peter Griffin | This is crazy. There's no way we'll be able to have maritals with you lying all the way over there. |
| Lois Griffin | I am very upset with you right now. |
| Peter Griffin | Okay, so I tried on your bra. The fellas were putting on a show. |
| Peter Griffin | I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but, God help me, I was flattered. |
| Lois Griffin | I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again. |
| Dealer | You've got 20. |
| Peter Griffin | Hit me. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, don't. |
| Peter Griffin | Hit me. |
| Dealer | 21. |
| Peter Griffin | Hit me. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter. |
| Peter Griffin | Hit me. |
| Dealer | That's 30. |
| Peter Griffin | Hit me. |
| Peter Griffin | You're just mad about the car. |
| Peter Griffin | Don't worry. I'll think of a way to fix it. |
| Lois Griffin | No. We'll think of a way to fix it! |
| Lois Griffin | I'm tired of being left out of all our decision-making. |
| Peter Griffin | Okay, honey. |
| [Chimp screams] |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: By the way, I bought a chimp. |
| Cleveland | Hey, Peter. Do you want a menu or just the usual "everything"? |
| Peter Griffin | Shut up, Cleveland! |
| Cleveland | Want to talk about it, champ? |
| Peter Griffin | Lois has had the car all week, and it's just been hell getting around. |
| Peter Griffin | I actually had to rent a Mustang. |
| [Horse whinnies] |
| Peter Griffin | All because I can't afford to get our new car fixed. |
| Mobster | Why don't you just get another new car? |
| Peter Griffin | Why don't you try a breath mint, saucy? |
| Peter Griffin | I'm just saying that me and my associates will steal your car and, ipso facto, your insurance company will buy you another one. |
| Cleveland | Peter, you don't want to get involved with the Mob. |
| Mobster | Who are you? |
| Cleveland | I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. |
| Mobster | Butt out, schlomo. |
| Mobster | All I need is your address. You can jot it down on the back of my gun. |
| Peter Griffin | You do have an honest face. |
| Peter Griffin | Crap. I made a mistake. Do you have another gun? |
| Greg | Dharma, come down from there. |
| Greg | Wow, I can't get over what a free spirit you are. |
| [Audience laughing on TV] |
| [Chain saw motor sputtering] |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, can you go down to the basement and do something really loud and complicated for the next 15 minutes? |
| [Chain saw cutting] |
| Lois Griffin | That's a fine machine, Peter. |
| Peter Griffin | Peter, how can we afford this? |
| Peter Griffin | Let's just say the car was a steal. |
| Lois Griffin | Say that again. |
| Peter Griffin | The car was a steal. |
| Lois Griffin | This time without winking. |
| Peter Griffin | The car was a steal. Wink. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter. |
| Peter Griffin | Look, Lois. We had a broken car. |
| Peter Griffin | I did "something," and now we have a new car. |
| Peter Griffin | Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. |
| Lois Griffin | I suppose you did. I just wish my opinion mattered to you. |
| Peter Griffin | The important thing is it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all. |
| Peter Griffin | Cleveland, come check out my onboard computer navigation system. Standard. |
| Computer | Left turn ahead. |
| Peter Griffin | Spanish. |
| [Computer speaking Spanish] |
| Peter Griffin | Yakov Smirnoff. |
| Computer | COMPUTER: In Soviet Russia, car drives you! |
| Cleveland | That's fancy and all, but I think you're bargaining for more than you can chew. |
| Cleveland | You're in debt to the Mob. |
| Cleveland | That means they can ask you to do anything. Anything! |
| Peter Griffin | Relax, Cleveland. There is no Mob. You're thinking of the Mob in the movies. |
| Danny Devito | How am I funny? |
| Mobster 1 | I don't know. You say funny things. |
| Danny Devito | No, I mean, I'm what? Am I George Carlin funny? |
| Danny Devito | Am I Spin City funny? Rita Rudner funny? What? Come on. |
| Mobster 2 | Rita Rudner funny. |
| Mobster 1 | Yeah. Rita Rudner funny. |
| Danny Devito | Really? Oh, my God! Thank you. |
| Cleveland | Peter, please don't underestimate them. |
| Peter Griffin | I guarantee you, I am never gonna hear from those guys again. |
| Mobster | Peter. |
| Mobster | It is time to repay your favor to the don. |
| Peter Griffin | Jeez. |
| Peter Griffin | At least that's one problem solved. |
| Mobster | Come on, Peter. The don is waiting to meet you. |
| Peter Griffin | What's he like? Is he a friendly don? Like that Don Deluise? |
| The Don | I have asked you here tonight so that you may perform a service. |
| Peter Griffin | What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? |
| Peter Griffin | Whack-off a guy? 'Cause I'm married. |
| The Don | Silence! |
| The Don | Big Fat Paulie is in town this week to attend the wedding of my daughter. |
| Peter Griffin | And you want me to shoot him twice in the head? |
| The Don | That's sweet of you to ask, but he's my nephew. |
| The Don | He's also vile and disgusting. |
| The Don | No one has ever been able to stand his company for more than a minute. |
| The Don | But you, Mr. Griffin, you will take him to the movies. |
| Peter Griffin | That's it? That's all I have to do? Thank God. |
| Peter Griffin | Wait a second. Which movie? |
| Peter Griffin | If it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can whack me off right now! |
| [Car approaching] |
| Peter Griffin | Big Fat Paulie? |
| Marty | My name's Marty, and I'm very sensitive about my weight. |
| Peter Griffin | Big Fat Paulie? |
| Woman | How dare you? |
| Peter Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Peter Griffin | Are you Big Fat Paulie? |
| Louie Anderson | I'm Louie Anderson! |
| Peter Griffin | Are you, please, God, Big Fat Paulie? |
| Big Fat Paulie | [Snorting] |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, I'm Big Fat Paulie. |
| Peter Griffin | Guess I've got milk. |
| Peter Griffin | Don't shoot me! |
| [Romantic music playing in movie] |
| Peter Griffin | Someone's sitting in my most favorite seat. |
| Big Fat Paulie | I just got a great idea! |
| Whoopie Goldberg | Girlfriend, you know what time it is? |
| Stella | No. What time is it? |
| Whoopie Goldberg | It's time for you to get your groove back again! |
| Peter Griffin | Well... |
| Peter Griffin | Bye. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Where you going? |
| Peter Griffin | Home. For dinner. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Yeah? What are we having? |
| Peter Griffin | I was only supposed to go to a movie with you. |
| Big Fat Paulie | What is that supposed to mean? |
| Peter Griffin | I mean, like, no necking. |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Big Fat Paulie | So I can have dinner with you? |
| Peter Griffin | Sure. That would be much better than having a quiet dinner with my family, who I love and am not afraid of. |
| Peter Griffin | Lois. This is Big Fat Paulie. He's gonna be joining us for dinner. |
| Lois Griffin | Really? What a nice surprise! Peter, can I talk to you for a second? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, you can't just bring company home at the last second without calling. |
| Lois Griffin | I am getting sick and tired of you doing everything without consulting me. |
| Lois Griffin | And... |
| Lois Griffin | Do you mind? |
| Big Fat Paulie | As a matter of fact I do, you crazy broad. |
| Lois Griffin | I am not a crazy broad! |
| Peter Griffin | Oh, no, Lois. He didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. |
| Peter Griffin | He meant you're crazy like that glue. |
| Peter Griffin | You stick to things. Like an adhesive. |
| Peter Griffin | That's all he meant. |
| [Grunting] |
| Big Fat Paulie | You have a pretty good appetite there, kid. |
| Big Fat Paulie | I bet you spend a lot of time in the john. |
| Brian Griffin | What finishing school did you say you went to? |
| Stewie Griffin | Yes! Good heavens! Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke? |
| Stewie Griffin | Why do I know that name? Damn you, Entertainment Tonight! |
| Bob Goen | Hi, I'm Bob Goen, and these are Mary Hart's legs. |
| Bob Goen | Mary, you recently spent some time with Julia Roberts, didn't you? |
| Bob Goen | Mary says, "Yes." |
| Big Fat Paulie | Tell me, kid. What are you, like 27? |
| Chris Griffin | I'm 13. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Still a minor, huh? Hey, son, how'd you like to be a coke mule? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, living room? |
| Peter Griffin | No, Lois. Kitchen. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I have a bad feeling about this man. |
| Lois Griffin | He's not the kind of person I want hanging around our family. |
| Peter Griffin | Honey, you're overreacting. |
| Lois Griffin | Will you please just listen to me for once? That man is bad news! |
| Lois Griffin | I want him out of our house and out of our lives! |
| Peter Griffin | All right, I'll just give you something to help you relax. |
| Lois Griffin | Now! |
| Peter Griffin | Okay. |
| Peter Griffin | Big Fat Paulie, there's something I gotta tell you. |
| Peter Griffin | Do you ever stare up at the night sky and wonder if someone is looking back at you? |
| Big Fat Paulie | No. But just in case Iook at this, you freaking aliens! |
| Peter Griffin | Hi, Bonnie. This is my friend Big Fat Paulie. |
| Peter Griffin | This is his big fat ass. |
| Big Fat Paulie | What's on your mind, Petey? |
| Peter Griffin | Look. We can't be friends anymore. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm sorry. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Forget about it. |
| Big Fat Paulie | [Sobbing] |
| Peter Griffin | Look, it's not you. It's Lois. |
| Peter Griffin | She doesn't want me to be with you. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Really? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. |
| Big Fat Paulie | You're not just saying that? |
| Peter Griffin | No. It's all Lois. |
| Peter Griffin | If only I'd met you first, but what are you gonna do? |
| Big Fat Paulie | So Lois is the problem, huh? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. But it's not her fault. |
| Peter Griffin | She doesn't want to see me fall in with a tough crowd again. |
| Boy | Cavity creeps! |
| Peter Griffin | We make holes in teeth! |
| Big Fat Paulie | So if she wasn't around, we could still be friends, right? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, sure. Why not? |
| Big Fat Paulie | That's great! Come here, you! |
| [Shouting] |
| [Ominous instrumental music] |
| [Grunting] |
| [Men cheering] |
| Meg Griffin | "Willie Loman never made a lot of money. |
| Meg Griffin | "His name was never in the paper. |
| Meg Griffin | "But, you know, like, attention could be paid." |
| Meg Griffin | "People are worse off than Willie Loman." |
| [Gun fires] |
| [Screaming] |
| Peter Griffin | Come on, everybody. I know it sucks, but they're just kids. |
| [Solemn instrumental music] |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, how can you sleep? I was almost killed! |
| Peter Griffin | Come on, Lois. The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller. |
| [Phone ringing] |
| Peter Griffin | Hello? Big Fat Paulie! No, Lois isn't dead yet. |
| Peter Griffin | What do you mean, you're gonna fire that hitman? |
| Peter Griffin | What do you mean, you thought she'd be dead and we'd be able to catch a movie? |
| Peter Griffin | You thought I wanted you to whack Lois? |
| Big Fat Paulie | Guilty! |
| Peter Griffin | It's not too late to have the hit called off, is it? |
| Big Fat Paulie | Yeah. |
| Big Fat Paulie | Gotcha! |
| Big Fat Paulie | All I gotta do is make a call. |
| [Gunshots] |
| Big Fat Paulie | [Screaming] |
| Peter Griffin | Jeez! You okay? |
| [Cheery instrumental music] |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my God. Look at this. |
| Lois Griffin | How could you bring a mobster into your own home? |
| Peter Griffin | Boy, if you're upset now, wait till you hear the rest. |
| Peter Griffin | I was talking to Big Fat Paulie the other day and one thing led to another and I sort of put a hit out on you. |
| Lois Griffin | How could you put a hit on me? |
| Peter Griffin | That's not even the worst part. Wait. Yeah, it is. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter! |
| Peter Griffin | Look, don't worry. I got it all worked out. |
| Peter Griffin | We'll move to England. The worst they got there is drive-by arguments. |
| [Orchestral instrumental music] |
| British Man 1 | I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stiffworth the young chap who's been touting the merits of the European Commonwealth? |
| Jeremy | Yes. I dare say, that's the fellow. |
| British Man 1 | Let's get him. |
| British Man 1 | Reginald, I disagree! |
| Mobster | I would like a "bunny." |
| Mobster 1 | What kind of "bunny"? A semi-automatic "bunny" or a hand-held "bunny"? |
| Mobster | Whichever "bunny" you think is better for shooting a guy in the head. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: There you are. I've been looking all over. |
| Peter Griffin | Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife. Where's the don? |
| Mobster | The don? I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Peter Griffin | Come on. The don, the captain of the mafia. |
| Mobster | Peter, there is no such thing as the mafia. |
| Peter Griffin | "The don's daughter is getting married tomorrow. Here's my invitation. |
| Peter Griffin | "Now get the asterisk-percent-ampersand out of here, you SOB." |
| Peter Griffin | What's a SOB? |
| Greg | Dharma, come down from that couch. |
| Dharma | Uh-uh, goofy. Why don't you come up? |
| Greg | You know what? I think I will! |
| [Audience laughing on TV] |
| Brian Griffin | Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, thank God. Did you take care of that thing? |
| Peter Griffin | That thing? You mean that growth? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. I had the doctor look at that. |
| Dr. Hartman | Mr. Griffin, that isn't a growth. That's your penis. |
| Peter Griffin | What about the... |
| Dr. Hartman | Testicles. |
| Peter Griffin | [Disbelieving sigh] |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I'm talking about the mob hit! |
| Chris Griffin | Mom's gonna get whacked? |
| Chris Griffin | What did you do? |
| Stewie Griffin | Oh, dear, there are so many people to thank. |
| Stewie Griffin | God, of course, and who else? This is so unexpected. |
| Stewie Griffin | Oh, yes. Satan. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm sorry, Lois. The hit's still on. All I got was this wedding invitation. |
| Lois Griffin | Wait a second. |
| Lois Griffin | The don's daughter's wedding. That's perfect. |
| Peter Griffin | It's not that perfect. We'll probably have to buy a gift. |
| Peter Griffin | And I am bad when it comes to buying gifts. |
| Peter Griffin | Happy freaking birthday, Lois! |
| Lois Griffin | My goodness, it's another sword. Thank you, Peter. |
| Peter Griffin | Go ahead. Try it on. |
| Lois Griffin | Didn't you see The Godfather? |
| Lois Griffin | A don can't refuse a favor on the day of his daughter's wedding. |
| Peter Griffin | So? |
| Lois Griffin | So we can ask him for a favor. |
| Peter Griffin | So? |
| Lois Griffin | So we ask him to call off the hit. |
| Peter Griffin | So? |
| Lois Griffin | So... |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I don't know how to explain it any clearer than that. |
| Meg Griffin | MEG: You can go and ask them not to kill Mom. |
| Peter Griffin | No way. It's too dangerous. |
| Peter Griffin | I got you into this, and I'll get you out of it. |
| Lois Griffin | No, Peter. |
| Lois Griffin | When we got married, we agreed to share our lives, good times and bad. |
| Peter Griffin | So? |
| Lois Griffin | So we'll solve this problem. |
| Peter Griffin | Wait? You mean together? |
| Lois Griffin | Yes. |
| Lois Griffin | Because together we can do anything face any foe, overcome any obstacle. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. |
| Peter Griffin | And not just our phone, Lois. Other people's phones. Decent phones! |
| Peter Griffin | God-fearing phones! Phones that everybody else gave up on but we knew better, because we were a team! |
| Brian Griffin | What the hell are you talking about? |
| Computer | Turn right at fork in road. |
| Computer | In Soviet Russia, road forks you! |
| Peter Griffin | Boy, is that getting old. |
| Peter Griffin | I don't know about this. What if something happens to you? |
| Peter Griffin | I'm too old to start dating again. |
| Woman | Okay. Bachelor Number One. |
| Woman | I'm an ice cream cone. How are you gonna eat me? |
| Bachelor 1 | I'd invite my friend Rudy over and the two of us would give you a "double dip." |
| Woman | Okay, Bachelor Number Two. |
| Bachelor 2 | I'd lick off all the cream and give you my special whipped topping. |
| Woman | Sounds good. Bachelor Number Three? |
| Peter Griffin | I would try to eat you really fast before I got flaccid. |
| Lois Griffin | I'll be fine. All we have to do is blend in. |
| Peter Griffin | No problem. |
| Peter Griffin | [Singing] "Like a rhinestone cowboy |
| Peter Griffin | [Singing along with music] |
| Peter Griffin | [Muttering] "Riding on a star-spangled horse and rodeo" |
| Peter Griffin | For my next number... |
| Peter Griffin | Thank you very much, Pawtucket! |
| Peter Griffin | David Schwimmer? |
| David Schwimmer | Yeah, hey. |
| Peter Griffin | What are you gonna ask the don for? |
| David Schwimmer | World peace. |
| David Schwimmer | [Laughing] |
| The Don | Number 34! |
| Peter Griffin | Right here! |
| The Don | Peter, my good friend. |
| The Don | How good of you to come and show your respect on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, sorry I didn't bring a gift. But the stores were mobbed. |
| Peter Griffin | I mean "mobbed" as in "crowded." |
| Peter Griffin | Not "mobbed" as in you guys. |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| The Don | Who is this enchanting woman? |
| Peter Griffin | This is my wife, Lois. |
| Lois Griffin | Your Honor, sir, we've come to ask... |
| Peter Griffin | Let me handle this. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I thought we were a team. |
| Peter Griffin | Listen, your don-ness. I got a little favor to ask you. |
| The Don | Go ahead. As you know I am obligated to grant one favor on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. |
| The Don | While you ask me for this one and only favor I will sit here and enjoy this very fine tiramisu. |
| Peter Griffin | Can I have a piece? |
| The Don | Granted. Next. |
| Peter Griffin | Crap. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm sorry I used up our favor, Lois. You know what? Here. It's yours. |
| Peter Griffin | No, really. I insist. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, I'm gonna be killed! Does that mean nothing to you? |
| Peter Griffin | Of course it does. It means everything to me. |
| Peter Griffin | Oh, God! What have I done? |
| Bride | I'm not marrying you! |
| Groom | I'm not marrying you, you spoiled guinea... Whoops. |
| The Don | My daughter, what is the problem you are having on this the day of my daughter's wedding? |
| Bride | Larry wants to whack someone on our honeymoon! |
| Groom | It's my job, all right? This is what I do. |
| Peter Griffin | You two should stop fighting and listen to each other. |
| Peter Griffin | Marriage is a partnership. |
| Peter Griffin | If you really love someone, you've gotta work together as a team. |
| Peter Griffin | Like, I learned that the hard way. |
| Peter Griffin | I didn't listen to what my wife had to say, and now she's as good as dead. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter. |
| Bride | That's awful. Is this your wife? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. That's Lois. |
| Bride | [Sniffing] |
| Bride | I guess we could postpone our trip. |
| Groom | We won't have to. I don't believe this! She's the one I'm supposed to whack. |
| [AII laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | Peter! |
| Peter Griffin | Please, don, you've got to do me one more favor. |
| Peter Griffin | I love my wife more than anything in the world. |
| Peter Griffin | Can you please shoot me instead of her? |
| The Don | Such tenderness and love on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. |
| The Don | Why don't I just call off the hit? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. That could work. Wait! We're a team. |
| Peter Griffin | Is that okay with you? Because your opinion matters. |
| Lois Griffin | Yes! Let's get the hell out of here! |
| Peter Griffin | Thank you for a lovely time. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, it's the blue sedan. |
| Valet | No tips, sir. |
| Peter Griffin | Nice kid. |
| Peter Griffin | I think I handled that pretty good, but I would like a second opinion. |
| Lois Griffin | Here it is. |
| Lois Griffin | [Kissing] |
| Peter Griffin | Oh, my God! Our car! |
| Groom | Oh, man. Am I glad I caught you. I almost forgot. Don't start your car. |
| Groom | Thanks for coming. |
| Lois Griffin | What a horrible night. |
| Peter Griffin | It's not so bad, Lois. I learned my lesson. |
| Peter Griffin | And best of all, nobody important got hurt. |
| [Sweet instrumental music] |
| [Theme music] |