| Lois Griffin | Oh, my. Tomatoes are $3.99 a pound. |
| Lois Griffin | That's so high. Isn't that high? It seems so high. |
| Stewie Griffin | This is interminable! |
| Stewie Griffin | I demand to know why you insist on taking me everywhere you go! |
| Stewie Griffin | Really! What could possibly happen if you left me home by myself? |
| Jimmy Caan | Great party, Griff. |
| Stewie Griffin | Girls, you know Jimmy Caan. Jimmy, make yourself at home. |
| Jimmy Caan | Hey, thanks. |
| Stewie Griffin | I meant, have a Cheese Doodle. But whatever. It's a party. |
| Lois Griffin | Instant stuffing or instant mashed potatoes? |
| Lois Griffin | The choices are so... |
| [Glass shattering] |
| Peter Griffin | Cleanup on Aisle 3! I got it! |
| Lois Griffin | Where's Chris? |
| Chris Griffin | I love you, She-Hulk. |
| Security Gaurd | All right, son. I'm gonna need those two hams back. |
| Chris Griffin | I don't have any hams. |
| Security Gaurd | Lift up your shirt, son. |
| Chris Griffin | I need an adult! |
| Security Gaurd | You're not a shoplifter! |
| Security Gaurd | You're just a fat kid. Sorry about that, Fatty Fat Fatty. |
| Security Gaurd | Hey, Tom! He's just a fat kid! |
| Security Gaurd | Aren't you, Fatty? You're just a big old fat kid. |
| Security Gaurd | Here's some chocolate, Fatso. |
| Chris Griffin | Thanks! |
| Lois Griffin | Brian, flea collars are on sale. |
| Brian Griffin | Too many chemicals. |
| Brian Griffin | This year I'm trying a more natural alternative. |
| Brian Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Brian Griffin | Sorry, Dr. Ling. I guess I'm nervous. This whole thing is a little weird. |
| Dr. Ling | Never you fear, laddie-buck. I've been doing this all me life. |
| Dr. Ling | You see, the reason your fleas are drawn to you is your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi. |
| Dr. Ling | Or what we call in my country, wee-fung-chow-hu. |
| Brian Griffin | Hey, Doc. Do you have to keep those two boxes next to each other? |
| Dr. Ling | Why? What do they say? |
| Brian Griffin | I think we're through here. |
| Lois Griffin | [Singing] "It seems today that all you see |
| Lois Griffin | "is violence in movies and sex on TV |
| Peter Griffin | "But where are those good, old-fashioned values |
| Peter Griffin | "on which we used to rely? |
| All | "Lucky there's a family guy |
| All | "Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you |
| All | "all the things that make us |
| Stewie Griffin | "laugh 'n' cry |
| All | "He's a family guy" |
| Stewie Griffin | Attention, world leaders. |
| Stewie Griffin | I have 137 nuclear warheads trained on every capital city around the globe. |
| Stewie Griffin | The world is now under my control! |
| Stewie Griffin | But oh, no! I'm naked! |
| [Laughing] |
| Stewie Griffin | What the deuce? Fleas! |
| Stewie Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Stewie Griffin | Damn you, Mop 'n Glo. |
| Stewie Griffin | Wake up, Leona! |
| Stewie Griffin | This decrepit Hooverville is infested with something besides idiots! |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my gosh! Stewie, you've got bugs on your jammies. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, wake up! |
| Peter Griffin | What? |
| Lois Griffin | Stewie's covered with fleas! |
| Peter Griffin | That's nothing. Once when I was a kid, I was covered with ticks. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, it's not a contest. |
| Peter Griffin | It was back then. |
| Lois Griffin | [Gasps] |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, no. Brian. |
| Stewie Griffin | That's it! Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller. |
| Mother | Old Yeller, did I get a call from Tony? |
| Old Yeller | Oh, yeah. He left a message. I forgot to tell you. |
| Mother | Is it on the machine? |
| Old Yeller | I erased it. |
| Mother | All right, out back. |
| Travis | No, Ma. Yeller's my dog. I'll do it. |
| Old Yeller | Come on! He'll call back! |
| Brian Griffin | [Grunting] |
| Lois Griffin | Brian, are you okay? |
| Brian Griffin | Okay? |
| Brian Griffin | I'm covered in fleas, lady! I'm losing it here! |
| Peter Griffin | Get a hold of yourself! |
| Lois Griffin | You're supposed to hit Brian! |
| Chris Griffin | Dad, I'm itchy! I'm itchy! |
| Meg Griffin | MEG: Out of my way, wide load! Mom, there's fleas all over the house! |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: There's one thing to do. |
| Peter Griffin | Learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust then breed with their women. |
| Peter Griffin | And in time, our differences will be forgotten. |
| Lois Griffin | Call the damn exterminator! |
| [Siren going off] |
| ? | We got a 602 at 31 Spooner Street! |
| ? | [Heroic instrumental music] |
| ? | Logan, let's go! |
| Logan | I can't. |
| Logan | I just can't. |
| Flaherty | FLAHERTY: What's with you? You look like hell. |
| ? | Flaherty, he just watched his wife and kid get carried away by 7 million fire ants. |
| ? | I don't want to meet the man who looks good after that. |
| [Heroic instrumental music] |
| [Suspenseful instrumental music] |
| ? | My God! They're everywhere! |
| ? | They're on the carpet! |
| ? | Got one over here! |
| ? | It's no good! There are too many of them! |
| [Suspenseful instrumental music] |
| ? | What do we do now? What the hell do we do now? |
| ? | We pray. |
| [Gun firing] |
| ? | Logan, you son of a bitch! |
| Logan | You think I'd miss this party? |
| Brian Griffin | I feel terrible about this whole thing. |
| Brian Griffin | Why don't I put us up at a nice hotel for a while? |
| Lois Griffin | That's a great idea, Brian. It'll be like a little vacation. |
| Peter Griffin | You might want to bring some cash. |
| Peter Griffin | You know, some places don't take credit cards. |
| Girl | But, Mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card. |
| Peter Griffin | I see. Cash only? |
| Peter Griffin | No paper trail? What are you selling? |
| Peter Griffin | Reefer, crack, smack, horse, X, shrooms, dust, meth? |
| Peter Griffin | In my neighborhood? I don't think so! |
| Girl | [Crying] |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my. What a lovely room. |
| Lois Griffin | And it's so clean. |
| Stewie Griffin | I think the ultraviolet scanning light will be the judge of that. |
| Stewie Griffin | I picked this up on Dateline from that yummy exo-skeleton, Maria Shriver. |
| Stewie Griffin | Just as I thought. Oatmeal, spittle semen! |
| Stewie Griffin | This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane! |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Cannonball! |
| Lois Griffin | Jump in, honey. Don't be afraid. The turtle will keep you safe. |
| Stewie Griffin | For God's sake, I'm to entrust my life to a turtle? |
| Stewie Griffin | Nature's "D" student? |
| Stewie Griffin | This is marvelous! I feel like a young Johnny Weissmuller. |
| Peter Griffin | Chris, aren't you coming in? |
| Chris Griffin | Can I swim with my shirt on? |
| Peter Griffin | No. You can't swim with your shirt on. |
| Peter Griffin | Wait a second. What are you hiding under your shirt? |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Are you bruised? Did somebody hit you? |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, what did you do to my son? |
| Lois Griffin | Will you keep your voice down? You're embarrassing him. |
| Peter Griffin | What? If I wanted to embarrass him, I'd do something like this. |
| Peter Griffin | Hey, everybody! |
| Peter Griffin | Look what Chris Griffin's father, Peter Griffin is doing! |
| [People exclaiming] |
| Lois Griffin | Stop it! |
| Peter Griffin | Why don't you want to take your shirt off? |
| Chris Griffin | Because I'm fat. |
| Lois Griffin | Honey, no one thinks you're fat. |
| Hotel Attendant | I'm sorry, sir. You can't park your van on the diving board. |
| Peter Griffin | This is my son! |
| Hotel Attendant | My apologies. |
| Hotel Attendant | Hey, Tom! He's not a van! He's just a fat kid! |
| Peter Griffin | Don't listen to him. I'll go get you a soda. You wait here. |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: I say, hello! You there, I'm ready to get out! |
| Stewie Griffin | Somebody! Oh, my! What was that? |
| Stewie Griffin | Hello, Mr. Water Jet. |
| Meg Griffin | MEG: You ready to... |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Go away! |
| Peter Griffin | You're not fat. |
| Peter Griffin | You just come from a long line of husky Griffins. |
| Peter Griffin | Like your great-great-great uncle, Jabba the Griffin. |
| Jabba the Griffin | Raja nabadua gola wookie nipple pinchie. |
| Lois Griffin | Honey, if you want to lose weight, I'll put you on a diet and your father can help you exercise. - Really? |
| Meg Griffin | Why not do what the supermodels do? |
| Meg Griffin | Stick your finger in your throat and throw up until you're skinny. |
| Peter Griffin | Don't listen to your sister. |
| Peter Griffin | Sticking your finger down your throat doesn't make you throw up. |
| Peter Griffin | [Vomit gushing] |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, you okay? |
| Lois Griffin | Meatloaf for us, and a very special very delicious steamed vegetable dish for Chris. |
| Lois Griffin | ...very delicious steamed vegetable dish for Chris. |
| Chris Griffin | I hate vegetables. |
| Lois Griffin | Honey, they're good for you. |
| Chris Griffin | It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. |
| Stewie Griffin | This meatloaf is a symphony of flavor. |
| Stewie Griffin | It's too bad you can't have some. It's practically orgasmic! |
| Stewie Griffin | Oh, yes! |
| Stewie Griffin | [Faking orgasm] |
| Brian Griffin | I'll have what he's having. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Okay, Chris. |
| Peter Griffin | Time for some old-fashioned exercise like those guys are doing. |
| Barnaby | I say, Phineas, great day to be doing squat thrusts and lifting our huge triangular iron weights! |
| [Lively grunting] |
| Chris Griffin | Dad, I don't like running. |
| Chris Griffin | The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears. |
| Chris Griffin | Hey, a Twinkie! |
| Chris Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Chris Griffin | I'm gonna get you! |
| Peter Griffin | Come on. You can do it. Feel the burn, Chris. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Atta boy. All the way upstream, buddy. |
| Chris Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Peter Griffin | Okay, just relax. Try to soil yourself, like we practiced. |
| Chris Griffin | Dad, this says I gained weight. |
| Peter Griffin | That's impossible. Take off your shirt. |
| Peter Griffin | What the hell is that? |
| Stewie Griffin | [Gasping for air] |
| Stewie Griffin | Bovine lummox! |
| Stewie Griffin | [Panting] |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Oh, God! |
| Peter Griffin | I tell you, he's been working out all week and he hasn't lost a pound. |
| Cleveland | If you're this desperate about his weight why don't you just suck the fat out? |
| Peter Griffin | If you can find a hole on him that you want to put your lips on, be my guest. |
| Cleveland | CLEVELAND: I'm talking about liposuction. |
| Cleveland | My brother Broderick's a cosmetic surgeon. |
| Peter Griffin | Is he good? |
| Cleveland | Well, Nell Carter used to be twice as big before Broderick got through with her. |
| Cleveland | FYI, he used the fat he took out of her to make the two kids from Good Burger. |
| Broderick | This is a very safe procedure, son. |
| Broderick | You won't feel a thing. I'm like a Green Beret, you know? |
| Broderick | I sneak inside you and I skulk around like it's Vietnam or something. |
| Broderick | I'm sneaking through the bush, you know? |
| Broderick | And I get all that fat like it's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines and when I got all my buddies, I sneak out again. |
| Broderick | I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you. |
| Broderick | Like the wind, you know. |
| Lois Griffin | Good boy, Stewie. Clean plate. |
| Lois Griffin | Although I think you got... |
| Stewie Griffin | Yes! I got more of it on me than in me. |
| Stewie Griffin | That one never gets old. |
| Stewie Griffin | Here's your dessert, sweetie. Dig in. |
| Stewie Griffin | I'll eat it when I'm ready! |
| Chris Griffin | CHRIS: Hi. |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: I'm ready! |
| Stewie Griffin | Time for dessert, isn't it? Let's see, big chocolate cake for Stewie. |
| Stewie Griffin | And we have something very tasty for big fat you. |
| Stewie Griffin | Bon appTtit. |
| Stewie Griffin | Oh, and feel free to use my fork. I shan't be needing it. |
| Stewie Griffin | Watch me. That's it. Watch this. |
| Lois Griffin | Stewie, stop eating like a little piggy. We should cut down on your sweets. |
| Lois Griffin | You're starting to get a little Buddha belly. Chris, where have you been? |
| Chris Griffin | Dad took me to a doctor to get the fat vacuumed out of my belly. |
| Lois Griffin | What? |
| Chris Griffin | I didn't do it. I'm just gonna stay on my diet and exercise. |
| Lois Griffin | Good for you. That was a very grown-up decision. |
| Lois Griffin | I mean, what kind of lazy, narcissistic irresponsible moron would even consider doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting liposuction. |
| Lois Griffin | Who, I ask you. Who? |
| Peter Griffin | Hello. |
| Lois Griffin | [Stuttering] |
| Brian Griffin | My God! It's finally happened. |
| Brian Griffin | He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star! |
| Meg Griffin | MEG: Mom, can I get lipo, too? |
| Lois Griffin | Forget it, Meg. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, you can't just suck 200 pounds of fat out of yourself. It's not natural. |
| Peter Griffin | Come on, Lois. I feel great dropping that kind of weight all at once. |
| Lois Griffin | Remember how good you felt after you had Chris? |
| Peter Griffin | And they're off! |
| Peter Griffin | Well then, giddy up. |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Great to be thin. |
| Brian Griffin | BRIAN: Yup. |
| Peter Griffin | You know, there's something I always wanted to do, Brian. |
| Peter Griffin | But I could never do it because I was so heavy. |
| Peter Griffin | But now that I don't weigh so much, I think I can. |
| Peter Griffin | Could you help me do it? |
| Chris Griffin | Sure, I'd be honored. |
| Peter Griffin | I was wondering if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsy. |
| Peter Griffin | Okay. No, I understand. |
| Peter Griffin | It's too much. It's okay. |
| Brian Griffin | BRIAN: I like Hillary Clinton. I don't care what anyone says. |
| Brian Griffin | Peter, what are you... |
| Lois Griffin | I can feel all the bones in your ass! |
| Peter Griffin | Come on! |
| Peter Griffin | I see you. |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Meg Griffin | But, Mom, it could change my life! |
| Lois Griffin | Meg, for the last time, you're not getting plastic surgery. |
| Meg Griffin | Why not? It's totally safe. A lot of famous people have done it. |
| Eskimo Father | My son, your place is here in the ice village. |
| Eskimo Father | You know nothing of Hollywood and its ways. |
| Eskimo Actor | But, Father, I have dreams, and courage and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon. |
| Eskimo Actor | Fear not. Someday word will reach you about the success of me the great Eskimo actor, Jennifer Love Hewitt! |
| Eskimo Man 1 | MAN #1: Bring pride to our village! |
| Eskimo Man 2 | MAN #2: Send firewood. |
| Peter Griffin | She's right, Lois. Plastic surgery is great! |
| Peter Griffin | I want Broderick to take a look at my nose. |
| Lois Griffin | It doesn't matter if your nose is a little bulbousy or your eyes are too close together, or your chest is flabby. |
| Lois Griffin | You are who you are. |
| Peter Griffin | I think I know what you're getting at. |
| Peter Griffin | Knock-knock. |
| Brian Griffin | Hey, you can't just walk in here without... Holy crap, it's Peter! |
| Chris Griffin | CHRIS: Dad, you're pretty, like a girl. |
| Meg Griffin | You look like a totally different person. |
| Lois Griffin | This is crazy! |
| Lois Griffin | You walk in here with your chiseled jaw and your... |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my. I liked you the way you were. |
| Lois Griffin | You're not even real anymore. |
| Lois Griffin | Did you get a new buttocks? |
| Peter Griffin | I had to. My old one had a crack in it. |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | I couldn't be more angry with you. |
| Lois Griffin | [Moaning] |
| Lois Griffin | You really let this family down. |
| Lois Griffin | We should be embracing the things God gave us. |
| Lois Griffin | Not telling our kids you're not as good as others because of the way you look. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Holy crap! |
| Barnaby | Look. There's a baby in that refuse bin! |
| Phineas | Not too close, Barnaby. If you touch it, the mother won't take it back. |
| Barnaby | Alley-oop! |
| Warren Fredericks | Excuse me, sir. |
| Warren Fredericks | What is a handsome man like you doing waiting in line? |
| Peter Griffin | I need an adult! |
| Warren Fredericks | Warren Fredericks. Quahog Beautiful People's Club. |
| Warren Fredericks | WARREN: Come on in front. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: But people were in front of me. |
| Warren Fredericks | You haven't been beautiful very long, have you? |
| Warren Fredericks | Gorgeous guys like us don't have to wait in line. |
| Warren Fredericks | Haven't you noticed? People will do anything for a beautiful person. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. You know, come to think of it... |
| Girl | Hi, I'm on a scavenger hunt. And I need a human foot. |
| Peter Griffin | Well, as a rule, I would say no, but okay, come in. |
| Peter Griffin | So this is what? This for like a school project or some... |
| Peter Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Warren Fredericks | Raul, please take this handsome gentleman's bags to his car. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Thank you. |
| Peter Griffin | Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you. |
| Warren Fredericks | Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black rubber square. |
| Warren Fredericks | Of course, if that wasn't there, it would open anyway because you're beautiful. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Wow! |
| Warren Fredericks | There's a lot of good looking people here. |
| Warren Fredericks | Of course. This is the Quahog Beautiful People's Club. |
| Warren Fredericks | You're our newest member. Here's your introductory basket. |
| Warren Fredericks | It's got some scented lotions, Ferrari sunglasses and of course, pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls. |
| [Creaking] |
| [Creaking] |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Damn it! |
| Brian Griffin | What happened? Orson fall down? |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Shut up! I don't want to hear it! |
| Brian Griffin | It serves you right. |
| Brian Griffin | You spent all that time taunting Chris, now you have an eating disorder. |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Help me up! |
| Brian Griffin | You know I would, but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting. |
| Stewie Griffin | STEWIE: Oh, hardy har har. |
| Stewie Griffin | What the devil are you doing? |
| Stewie Griffin | Stop it! I'm getting dizzy! |
| Stewie Griffin | Blast! |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding portrait? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. I think it looks better. |
| Lois Griffin | You pasted it over me. |
| Peter Griffin | PETER: Yeah. I think it looks better. |
| Lois Griffin | Have you lost your mind? |
| Peter Griffin | Somebody is jealous! |
| Lois Griffin | Have you forgotten about Chris? He needs you to help him exercise. |
| Lois Griffin | He finally figured out how to catch the Twinkie. |
| Chris Griffin | I'm turning you into poo! |
| Peter Griffin | I'm going down to The Beautiful People's Club. |
| Peter Griffin | I guess I can bring him. |
| Peter Griffin | Seeing us all in one place might give him something to shoot for. |
| Lois Griffin | The Beautiful People's Club? I never heard of that. |
| Peter Griffin | I can't say anymore. |
| Peter Griffin | I'm probably already in trouble for mentioning it to a... |
| Peter Griffin | Well, we call you "normies." Okay, 'bye. |
| Brian Griffin | Are you gonna take that? |
| Brian Griffin | Lois! |
| Lois Griffin | What? Oh, Brian. |
| Lois Griffin | [Stuttering] |
| Lois Griffin | I was seeing if the driveway... |
| Brian Griffin | That wasn't even a sentence. |
| Brian Griffin | You were ogling Peter like a horny schoolgirl. |
| Lois Griffin | I can't help it! |
| Lois Griffin | I know. He's become a superficial egomaniacal jerk but I've never been more attracted to him. |
| Lois Griffin | Does that make me a bad person? |
| Brian Griffin | Yes, it does make you a bad person. |
| Warren Fredericks | WARREN: Peter, good to see you. |
| Warren Fredericks | Come with me. I've got a lot of tall, statuesque people I want you to meet. |
| Warren Fredericks | What's that? |
| Peter Griffin | That's my son, Chris. |
| Warren Fredericks | He can't come in. He's fat. |
| Peter Griffin | Let me tell you something, buddy, if my son can't come in then I'll just come in! |
| Peter Griffin | See you at home. |
| Chris Griffin | But, Dad... |
| Peter Griffin | Trust me, Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in. |
| [Helicopter flying overhead] |
| Peter Griffin | You're all stupid. They'll be looking for Army guys. |
| Chris Griffin | CHRIS: Don't look at me! I'm hideous! |
| Lois Griffin | How could you treat Chris that way? |
| Lois Griffin | You know he's self-conscious about his weight! |
| Peter Griffin | What are you getting mad at me for? He gets his fat from your jeans. |
| Peter Griffin | Which, by the way, I'm wearing. |
| Lois Griffin | I hate what you've become! |
| Lois Griffin | Why don't you go back to the doctor to suck the fat out of your head? |
| Peter Griffin | Maybe I will! And then I'll put it on my feet and skate on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks! |
| Lois Griffin | That doesn't make any sense. |
| Peter Griffin | It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful! |
| Chris Griffin | You're not welcome here! Go away! |
| Meg Griffin | Wow, Chris. Did you lose weight? |
| Chris Griffin | Maybe. I've been working out. |
| Meg Griffin | You look wicked skinny. I'm like, jealous. |
| Chris Griffin | Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache. |
| Meg Griffin | I don't have a mustache, do I? |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, honey. It's fine. It makes you look distinguished. |
| Meg Griffin | But, Mom! |
| Lois Griffin | I think all my children are beautiful. |
| Stewie Griffin | Damn you, ice cream. Come to my mouth. |
| Stewie Griffin | How dare you disobey me. |
| Stewie Griffin | What are you looking at, you infantile, stupid... |
| Stewie Griffin | That's right. Damn you and such. |
| Stewie Griffin | You can burn in hell. |
| Stewie Griffin | [Yawning] |
| Peter Griffin | She is so jealous. |
| Peter Griffin | Of course, I'm beautiful. |
| Peter Griffin | I mean, look at me. |
| Peter Griffin | How strange... |
| Peter Griffin | Should watch road but can't look away. |
| Peter Griffin | Too beautiful. |
| Peter Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Peter Griffin | [Peter gulping] |
| Dr. Hartman | Well, Mr. Griffin, the bandages are ready to come off. |
| Dr. Hartman | I think I should tell you, it's a miracle that you're alive at all. |
| Dr. Hartman | We did all we can. But medical science has come just so far. |
| [Gasping] |
| Dr. Hartman | And now I will take off this protective Potato Head mask. |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, Peter! You look like you! |
| Peter Griffin | I can't believe you're all still standing by my side after what a jerk I was. |
| Peter Griffin | Especially to you. I'm sorry, Chris. |
| Chris Griffin | That's okay, Dad. |
| Lois Griffin | Well, Peter, I guess you learned a pretty valuable lesson. |
| Peter Griffin | Nope! |
| [Theme music] |