Brian Griffin's Guide to Booze, Broads, and the Lost Art of Being a Man
Posted by Andy on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 in Merchandise
A new Family Guy book is coming out on October 17th titled Brian Griffin’s Guide to Booze, Broads, and the Lost Art of Being a Man. It’s a follow up to Steve Callaghan’s Stewie’s Guide to World Domination, but written from Brian’s perspective. The book is by Andrew Goldberg.
In his tour de force, Brian Griffin’s Guide to Booze, Broads, and the Lost Art of Being a Man, Brian breaks down what’s wrong with men today;how they’ve gone soft, where they’ve lost their way in fashion, and why the TV they watch and the music they listen to stink worse than one of Peter’s cabbage farts. But this essential guide also shows men how to get their act together again.
As a true ladies’ man, Brian’s met all kinds;from classy dames to skanky broads. Share in his secrets on how to woo a woman, how to deal with heartbreak, and how to avoid venereal disease.
Of course, it’s not always easy being a dog. Between fear of vacuum cleaners and electric fences, and the overwhelming desire to drag one’s hindquarters across a patch of grass, life can be pretty demanding. To ease his pain, Brian’s been known to hit the bottle. Don’t miss his tips on drinking with panache-;including some of his all-time favorite toasts!
There’s no creature better equipped to tell you how to be a man’s man than man’s best friend. And, with all due respect to Scrappy-Doo and the Taco Bell Chihuahua, there’s no dog more erudite or debonair than Brian Griffin.
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